The Flamingo Revolution: Ivanka Trump’s Barefoot Adventure in Albania
by Mark Harvey There’s a video of Ivanka Trump going on breathlessly about how she and her husband, Jared Kushner, happened upon an island named Sazan in the Mediterranean while yachting with friends. In her story, they noticed the island in the middle of nowhere, swam to its shores, then hiked barefoot to the summit.…
Scoundrels and Scriveners: How the West Was Really Won
by Mark Harvey All the territorial possessions of all the political establishments in the earth–including America, of course–consist of pilferings from other people’s wash. —Mark Twain, Following the Equator There’s a wonderful story from Paul Bunyan Swings His Ax about how a heat wave in Iowa made all the field corn pop until the whole…
Jackasses in Jackboots: When Ice Met Minnesota Nice
by Mark Harvey The biggest hazard on my one trip to Minneapolis was being invited to too many family picnics and possibly dying from an overdose of mayonnaise. You have to go to Minnesota to really experience what’s known in the vernacular as Minnesota Nice. The term springs from the sincere desire those northern people…
Inferior Men: Donald Trump and the I Ching
Brave Horses and Insufferable Horsey People
Endangered Species and the Sovereignty of the West
Fathers and Sons: Disease and Hubris
by Mark Harvey The late Robert F. Kennedy, who ran for President in 1968, could be considered a great man and even more commendably, a good man. It wasn’t always so. As a young ambitious lawyer he served under Joseph McCarthy during the hearings meant to weed out communists from American politics. Those hearings ruined…
Where Once the Waters Were: Western Colorado’s Big Dry
by Mark Harvey Walking across a piece of my land the other day, I noticed that various grasses had become entirely brown from lack of water. Bromes and Poaceae, normally still green this time of year, looked brittle and were the color of tea. Cheat grass, that invasive species from Eurasia, looked even yellower and…
Swords and Ploughshares: Of Those Who Kill and Those Who Grow
by Mark Harvey Every civilization sees itself as the center of the world and writes its history as the central drama of human history. ―Samuel P. Huntington, The Clash of Civilizations and the Remaking of World Order Watching Israel and Iran lob bombs at each other these last few weeks makes me tired. Just when…
Dissidents and Patriots: Battling Mad King Donald and the New Fascism
by Mark Harvey If the ruler is upright, all will go well even though he gives no orders; but if he is not upright, even though he gives orders they will not be obeyed. —Confucious— Analects 13:6 Pluck a squirming chicken feather by feather; it won’t become obvious until it’s too late. —Attributed to Benito…
With Apologies to Canada
by Mark Harvey Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners, and necessity has made us allies. Those whom God has so joined together, let no man put asunder. —John F. Kennedy addressing the Canadian Parliament, 1961 If you had to design the perfect neighbor to the United States,…
Salting the Earth and the Vandalism of America
by Mark Harvey To tear something down is infinitely easier than building something of benefit or beauty. Constructing an elegant house that will last through the ages, can take years. From a dream, to design, to approvals, to construction means gobs of money, skilled designers, and dedicated builders. When you see that handsome house perched…
Lickspittles, Bootlickers, and Heroes: Our National Journey
by Mark Harvey Most of the “better sort” were not genuine Sons of Liberty at all, but timid sycophants, pliant instruments of despotism… —Carl Lotus Becker It doesn’t take a lot of effort to be a bootlicker. Find a boss or someone with the personality of a petty tyrant, sidle up to them, subjugate yourself,…
Hard Times and The Forgotten Man: Remembering the 1930s
by Mark Harvey Let America be the dream the dreamers dreamed— Let it be that great strong land of love Where never kings connive nor tyrants scheme That any man be crushed by one above. —Langston Hughes The years from 1930 to 1945 were some of the most trying times in American history. Our forebears…
The Death of American Modesty and Character
by Mark Harvey “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” –HL Mencken I’ve always loved Winston Churchill’s comment about his political rival Clement Attlee: “He’s a modest man, a lot for which to be modest.” Churchill himself was not a modest man, and…
Tone Deaf: Turning to Music When no one will Listen
by Mark Harvey Most people don’t want to hear your sob stories, even if they pretend to be caring listeners. Even a good friend listening to your personal version of Orpheus and Eurydice—and making all the right noises—is probably focused on whether to put snow tires on their car Thursday or Friday. Some of us…
The American Press and a New Fourth Estate
by Mark Harvey On September 1, 2004, a middle-aged Russian journalist named Anna Politkovskaya boarded a plane in Moscow on her way to Ossetia to cover a hostage crisis in the town of Beslan. During the flight, she drank a cup of tea that almost killed her. After she drank the tea, she became disoriented,…
Water on the Brain: Irrigation Then and Now
by Mark Harvey Scarcity of water brings out the evil propensities in men quicker than anything else. —Greeley Tribune, July 1, 1874 The summer of 1874 was a particularly dry year in Colorado, and the drought led to a water war between the fledgling towns of Fort Collins and Greeley. In the previous years, Greeley…
Chess, Greasy Pigs, and American Politics
by Mark Harvey When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. ––Creighton Abrams In the game of chess, some of the greats will concede their most valuable pieces for a superior position on the board. In a 1994 game against the grandmaster Vladimir Kramnik, Gary Kasparov sacrificed his queen early in the game…
