by Barry Goldman
Meijer
I was in line to buy dog food at the local big box store. Ahead of me was an old woman, nearly bent double, fumbling around in her purse. I didn’t pay any attention. It was none of my business and I don’t want to be rude. After a while I looked over to see what was taking so long. The old woman was counting out money from a stack $100 bills. My first thought was she shouldn’t be flashing all that cash. Then I saw she was buying gift cards. “Put $500 on this one,” I heard her say.
Slowly it dawned on me I was witnessing a crime. Someone had convinced this poor woman to go to the ATM, withdraw a pile of cash, and buy gift cards with it. Scammers like gift cards. They are virtually untraceable. And there is no need to meet the victim in real life to take delivery. As soon as they read the card number over the phone the money is gone. The old woman said, “Put $300 on this one,” and I spoke up. I said, “Something is very wrong here. Don’t do this.” The cashier agreed with me. It turned out she was trying to talk the woman out of the transaction too. The cashier asked the woman what she was buying the gift cards for. She said they were a gift. She said her neighbors fed her cat when she was in the hospital and she wanted to do something nice for them. I said, “This smells very bad. We need to get a supervisor.” The cashier said she was a supervisor. I said we need to call the cops. She said they weren’t allowed to call the cops, but I could if I wanted to.
I called 911. I described where I was and what was happening. The dispatcher said she’d send a cruiser. In the meantime, the old woman was getting more and more irritated. She wanted to leave. We were trying to get her to stay. She said she knew what she was doing and everything was fine.
When we couldn’t stall her anymore, I followed her out to the parking lot. She yelled at me to stop following her and leave her alone. I still had police dispatch on the phone. I gave them a description of her car and the license plate number. Then she drove away.
I went back in the store to get my dog food. When I got out I saw the cruiser and flagged him down. He asked if I saw which way she went. I didn’t. I said, you have her plate number, right? You can go to her house. The cop said they probably didn’t have her going home. They most likely told her to go someplace else. Read more »








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