by Eric Schenck
I lived in Germany for five years. As an American, I got to experience a lot of awesome things:
- German bread
- Christmas markets
- Trains that will take you anywhere
But along with the awesome-
Came the weird.
I could probably create a list of 1,000 things that were strange about Germany, but here are 10:
1) How comfortable they are with nudity.
The United States likes to reference itself as the “leader of the free world.” But as soon as it comes to nudity, we turn into puritans.
Not so in Germany. The comfort around being naked (gym showers, saunas, even hiking clubs) took a bit of getting used to.
And honestly – I never really got used to it.
2) Men sitting down to pee.
In theory this makes sense. But in reality? Do Germans just think that men can’t aim very well?
Funny enough, my Dad is part German. He’s never actually been there, but he sits down when he pees.
You can take the man out of Germany. Can’t take the Germany out of the man!
3) The insistence on paying separately.
Something no German has ever said:
“I’ve got this round, you get the next one.”
Obviously an exaggeration here. But the frequency of splitting the bill does start to make you wonder. Cool on a date if you don’t want to spend too much. But when you’re just hanging out with friends? Kind of takes the magic away.
4) How often conversations revolve around insurance.
The father of my German ex-girlfriend once told me a funny joke:
The German national sport is discussing insurance.
He’s not far off. The number of these conversations that I’ve overheard would boggle your mind. Your house. Your fence. Your TV. Your bike.
If a German buys something, but forgets to add on insurance-
Did they really buy it?
5) How many vacation days they take.
- Americans per year: 11
- Germans per year: 30
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