by Charlie Huenemann
SOCRATES: Dear sir! You seem to be an happy fellow, able to enjoy the mixed bitter and sweet fortunes of life!
DUDE: Oh, hey, man! Nice toga thing you got going on there. Let it hang, right?
SOCRATES: You are kind! And, indeed, perhaps too kind; for should one man compliment another on what is mere appearance, on the mere vestiges of one’s life?
DUDE: Oh, vestiges, right … What are you having there, old timer? Sangria? White Russian for me, Gary.
GARY: Sure thing, Dude.
SOCRATES: Can you tell me, dear Dude, whether the unexamined life is worth living?
DUDE: Right, the … uh, how’s that again?
SOCRATES: The unexamined life. Pardon me, but I have noticed that you are not exactly a man who delves into the nature of life, of truth, or of knowing.
DUDE: “Delves”? No, I guess I’m not much into the whole delving thing.
SOCRATES: And yet you seem quite happy, Dude!
DUDE: Well, you know, you take what you can when you can, if you can. The Dude abides. Read more »