by Gerald Dworkin
Some of my readers may recall from an earlier blog post or Justin Smith's review of my Philosophy: A Commonplace Book that for many years I have been collecting humorous quotes, epigrams, aphorisms, parodies, etc. that have some connection to Philosophy. The connection is sometimes that it is from a philosopher, or specifically about a philosophical topic–particularly ethics. Sometimes it is a joke that I see has a philosophical point behind or around or under it. Perhaps any great joke can be seen to be philosophical in some sense if one squints hard enough at it. But many of the quotes are just interesting and thought-provoking without being humorous.
Since publishing my book I have continued to mine for gems. One of the advantages to publishing an ebook is that it makes second editions easy and I intend to revise one of these days. But in the interim I provide a sampling of my sampling for your Monday morning amusement and edification.
If you can only be good at one thing, be good at lying. … Because if you're good at lying, you're good at everything.
Anonymous tweet
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Einstein
An aphorism can never be the whole truth; it is either a half-truth or a truth-and-a- half.
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The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.
Karl Kraus
Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous.
Hume