Moving Sofas in the Apocalypse

by Jonathan Kujawa “Odd,” agreed Reg. “I’ve certainly never come across any irreversible mathematics involving sofas. Could be a new field. Have you spoken to any spatial geometricians?” —Douglas Adams, “Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency” It turns out mathematicians are well-adapted to working from home in the covid-19 pandemic. We don’t need research labs or…