Hello Readers and Writers,
We received a large number of submissions of sample essays in our search for new columnists. Most of them were excellent and it was hard deciding whom to accept and whom not to. If you did not get selected, it does not at all mean that we didn’t like what you sent; we just have a limited number of slots and also sometimes we have too many people who want to write about the same subject (for example, a lot of philosophers applied this year). Today we welcome to 3QD the following persons, in alphabetical order by last name:
Abigail Akavia
- Samia Altaf
- Pranab Bardhan
- Jeroen Bouterse
- Nickolas Calabrese
- Niall Chithelen
- Shawn Crawford
- Timothy Don
- Robert Fay
- Joan Harvey
- Mary Hrovat
- Lexi Lerner
- Bill Murray
- Thomas O’Dwyer
- Anitra Pavlico
- Ahmad Saidullah
- Andrea Scrima
- Joseph Shieber
- Tim Sommers
- Adele Stanislaus
- Joshua Wilbur
I will be in touch with all of you in the next days to schedule a start date. The “About Us” page will be updated with short bios and photographs of the new writers no later than the day they start.
Thanks to all of the people who sent samples of writing to us. It was a pleasure to read them all. Congratulations to the new columnists!
Best wishes,
Abbas



Spectator sports can reflect a society’s worst inclinations by promoting pure partisanship.
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It isn’t tempting to write about Elon Musk in that it is easy but in that it is an event that few thought we could witness live: a successful businessman letting his true inner recklessness show. All that Musk has done is lose composure – but sadly for him, the window he opened into his mind exposed something unsavoury and disappointing. It is tempting to write about Musk because we can for once stop speculating about how it is that Silicon Valley entrepreneurs cut from the same cloth as Musk and Peter Thiel think, and take a break from amassing piles of secondhand, implicative evidence. Now we have proof – and an opportunity to characterise the psyche of this odiously powerful class of world society.
In recent years, Flann O’Brien has often been characterised as the third member of the sacred trinity of Irish modernism, the Holy Ghost to James Joyce’s God the Father and Samuel Beckett’s God the Son. If so, he shares with the Holy Ghost a certain vagueness as to his identity: the press release that accompanies this book refers to him as ‘O’Nolan, or O’Brien, or Myles nagCopaleen or whatever his name may be’. Of these three personas, the first was a civil servant, the second a novelist and the third a satirical columnist for the Irish Times. Although they inhabited the same body, their relations were not always cordial: Flann O’Brien was effectively held hostage by his journalistic rival for two decades between the efflorescence of early novels and his re-emergence with The Hard Life (1961).