What IS a Natural Language, so that Language Models could learn it (and cognitive scientists stayed sane)?

by David J. Lobina The hype surrounding Large Language Models remains unbearable when it comes to the study of human cognition, no matter what I write in this Column about the issue – doesn’t everyone read my posts? I certainly do sometimes. Indeed, this is my fourth, successive post on the topic, having already made…

ChatGPT Hasn’t Learned Any Language and It Also Doesn’t Display General Intelligence (But You Can Ask it to Complete Your Sentences)

by David J. Lobina In this misguided series of posts on large language models (LLMs) and cognitive science, I have tried to temper some of the wildest discussions that have steadily appeared about language models since the release of ChatGPT. I have done so by emphasising what LLMs are and do, and by suggesting that…

Artificial Intelligence [sic: Machine Learning] and The Best Game in Town; Or How Some Philosophers, and the BBS, Missed a Step

by David J. Lobina Where was I? Last month I made the point that Artificial Intelligence (AI) – or, more appropriately, Machine Learning and Deep Learning, the actual paradigms driving the current hype in AI – is doomed to be forever inanimate (i.e., lack sentience) and dumb (i.e., not smart in the sense that humans…

Artificial Intelligence (sic) Forever Inanimate and Dumb; or Zenon Pylyshyn’s Cold-Cut Revenge (sic)

by David J. Lobina A provocative title, perhaps, but as the sort-of cognitive scientist that I am, I find most of the stuff that is published about Artificial Intelligence (sic) these days, especially in the popular press, enough to make one scream, so perhaps some contrarian views on the matter are not entirely uncalled for.…

The Language You Speak Doesn’t Determine How You Think: Demystifying the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis [sic]

by David J. Lobina After sort-of dissing James Joyce last time around – 0 comments, though! I expected Colm Tóibín to demur or something – this month I was meant to outline what the language of thought is supposed to be like, thus bringing to an end this series on the relationship between language and…