It’s All About the Benjamins: Grappling with Fears of Inflation
by Akim Reinhardt I belong to a credit union. It's been fifteen years since I kept my money in a for-profit bank. Nearly one-third of Americans also belong to credit unions, and for most of us, the reason is obvious: for-profit banks suck. They nickle-and-dime you to death, looking for any excuse to charge fees.…
Are We Smarter Yet? How Colleges are Misusing the Internet
by Akim Reinhardt We should all probably be a lot smarter by now. The internet, more or less as we know it, has been around for about fifteen years. So if this magical storehouse of instantly accessible information were going to be our entrepôt to brilliance, we should all be twinkling like little stars. You…
Ann Coulter is Not Funny
by Akim Reinhardt Let me be clear from the start. This article is not about Ann Coulter's politics, which I find to be dogmatic, bigoted, and intellectually dishonest. I've already written about that elsewhere. Rather, politics aside, the goal here is to consider her humor and try to understand why it fails. To figure out…
The United States: A Premature Postpartum in Four Parts
by Akim Reinhardt The Ottoman Empire, which emerged during the beginning of the 14th century, reached its zenith some 250 years later under its 10th Sultan, Suleiman the Law Giver. By that point, the empire held sway over more than 2 million square miles spread across parts of three continents, from Hungary in the west…
A Massacre By Any Other Name: From Ft. Hood to Wounded Knee
by Akim Reinhardt On November 5, 2009, U.S. Army Major Nidal Hasan opened fire on soldiers and civilians alike at the Fort Hood military base in Killeen, Texas. He killed thirteen people, including a pregnant woman, and wounded thirty-two more. Hasan is now awaiting a military trial that is scheduled to begin on April 16.…
Family Feud
by Akim Reinhardt Less than an hour apart, similar in size and population, and connected by I-95 and a tangled overgrowth of suburbs, Baltimore and Washington, D.C. are very much alike. The mid-Atlantic's kissin' cousins share everything from beautiful row home architecture to a painful history of Jim Crow segregation. But the wealthier parts of…
Never on a Saturday
by Akim Reinhardt Earlier this week, the United States Post Office announced that come August, it would be suspending regular home delivery service of the mails on Saturdays, except for package service. The USPS is In financial straits, and the budget-cutting move will save about $2 Billion in its first year, putting a dent in…
Americans are Unbecoming
by Akim Reinhardt To study American history is to chart the paradox of e pluribus unum. From the outset, it is a story of conflict and compromise, of disparate and increasingly antagonistic regions that somehow formed the wealthiest and most powerful empire in human history. For even as North and South grew further apart, their…
The War On, For, or About Christmas
by Akim Reinhardt I have very fond memories from the 1990s of listening to a friend’s Gujarati Indian immigrant family butcher Christmas carols. It was an annual Christmas Eve tradition for these religious Hindus. Each year, with women on one side of the room and men on the other, the genders separated by the large,…
An American Creation Story
by Akim Reinhardt There is scientific evidence indicating that Asiatic peoples migrated from Siberia to America many millennia ago via a land bridge that was submerged by the Bering Sea after the Ice Age ended, or by island hopping the Pacific cordillera in coastal water craft. But when I teach American Indian history, I don’t…
The Problem with Voting, or Never on a Tuesday
The Legacy of Feudalism, or The American Dream: Lordships for All!
by Akim Reinhardt Historian Francis Jennings (1918-2000) didn’t take the fast track to academic fame. His first career was teaching high school English and Social Studies. After serving in World War II, he returned to the classroom and also became president of his union. Soon thereafter, he became a victim of the Red SCare; the…
Conventional Wisdom
by Akim Reinhardt As the Republican Party begins its national convention today in Florida, I offer this brief history of political conventions and examine their relevance to modern American politics. The generation of political leaders who initiated and executed the American Revolution and founded a new nation, believed in the concept of republican virtue. That…
America Must Lead
America’s Move to the Right
by Akim Reinhardt Last week, U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts stunned much of America. Normally associated with the court’s Conservative bloc, he jumped ship and cast the deciding vote in the 5-4 case of Florida v. Department of Health. His support allow the court to uphold the constitutionality of the individual mandate portion…
Found In Translation
Akim Reinhardt I have taken several famous political passages from American History and run them repeatedly through Google Translator. I present them here in verse form. An explanation follows, but first, please enjoy these poems. Join the Team (The Declaration of Independence: Opening)He joined the team and they have a separate equal station to understand…
The Birth, Decline, and Re-Emergence of the Solid South: A Short History
by Akim Reinhardt Since the Civil War, the American South has mostly been a one-party region. However, by the turn of the 21st century, its political affiliation had actually swung from the Democrats to the Republicans. Here’s how it happened. It is not an oversimplification to say that slavery was the single most important issue…
Most Holy Metaphor
by Akim Reinhardt I don’t believe in gods. I believe in metaphors. Once upon a time, people all around the world had many gods, lots of metaphors for the experiences of their lives. And by sacrificing or praying to each god, they acknowledged the forces that shaped their existence. Gods of luck, of thunder, of…
Worst. President. Ever.
by Akim Reinhardt Last month, the national newspaper-cum-multi media endeavor Indian Country Today released its list of the worst five U.S. presidents vis a vis American Indians. As a professor of American Indian history, I was immediately curious about what they had come up with. The list, in order, reads: Andrew JacksonDwight EisenhowerGeorge W. Bush,…