Settle Down!

by Ethan Seavey I heard:  Why don’t you stop moving around so much? Why do you always bounce your leg/twirl your hair/sit with your legs folded under you/tap your fingers/tap your pen/touch your mustache/hold water in your mouth? Settle down! Why do you play soccer better when you’re rubbing your thumb and forefinger? Why do…

Confession

by Ethan Seavey “Sometimes, before I take a piss, I spit into the toilet as a sacrifice to a false idol.” The priest nods. He’s heard this one before. He was somewhere else before. Now he’s a resident of the confessional inside the attic of the home inside my head.  “I’m gravely concerned about coyotes,…