Charlotte Andersen in Reader’s Digest:
The chance of meeting a person like you is the only reason I talk to strangers.
- Being friends with you is like peeing my pants: warm, a relief and something the whole world will eventually see.
- You inspire me! Not enough to cure cancer but enough to load the dishwasher. And the dishwasher is definitely my most pressing problem.
- You’re the only one I let control the music when I drive.
- No one understands me like you do—not even me.
- You’re so efficient, you can cook Minute rice in 30 seconds.
- I saved a sample of your DNA … just in case cloning ever becomes legal.
- I brag to all my friends about you.
- I love your weird so much, it has become my normal.
- Thanks for inviting me over. You’ve got a real nice joint here—your elbow, specifically.
- You’re my rock when I hit rock bottom. Thanks for softening the fall.
- One of my favorite hobbies is hanging out with smart people. I got into it after I met you.
- Whenever I’m upset, you’re the first person I want to talk to … which probably sucks for you, but you handle it like a champ!
- You’re the only person who understands my sign language when I’m crying.
- Confession: You make me laugh so hard I pee a little.
- Are we bad at being good or just really good at being bad? Not that it matters.
- I love you like waffles love Nutella.
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