40 great quotes about marriage

From The Telegraph:

Marriage“If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry

Anton Chekhov (1860-1904)

“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then marry him.”

American singer Cher (1946-)

“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats”

Comedian Woody Allen (1935-)

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

Comedian and actor Groucho Marx (1890-1977)

“I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe'”

Comedian Joan Rivers (1933-2014)

“I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack, she wrote for an ambulance”

Irish comedian Frank Carson (1926-2012)

“She was as sated with him as he was tired of her. Emma had rediscovered in adultery all the banality of marriage.”

Gustave Flaubert (1821-1880)

“Love: a temporary insanity curable by marriage”

Ambrose Bierce (1842-c1914)

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