Lisa Marie Conklin in Reader’s Digest:
Why did the nurse need a red crayon?
She needed to draw blood.- Why are nurses afraid of the outdoors?
Too much poison IV. - What do transplant nurses hate?
Rejection. - How do you know when a nurse is having a bad day?
She won’t stop needling people. - What did the nurse say to the man who fainted at the airport terminal?
I think you might have a terminal illness. - Why didn’t one nurse find the other nurse’s joke funny?
She had an irony deficiency. - What do a nurse and a wood frog have in common?
They can both hold their bladder for a really long time. - What did the blood donor say to the nurse?
“I feel super tired; it is such a draining process.” - What did the banana say to the nurse?
“I’m here to see the doctor. I am not peeling well.” - What did the nurse say when the doctor decided to stay home?
“Suture self!”
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