The first lines of 10 classic novels, rewritten for social distancing

Jessie Gaynor in Lit Hub:

FaceTime me, Ishmael.

Jane Eyre
There was every possibility of taking a walk that day, as long as we kept six feet between us and the others on the path.

Pride and Prejudice
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be hoarding toilet paper.

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