A Smoothie Recipe Written By A Cop In A Small Town That Just Had Its First Murder In 50 Years

Maeve Dunigan in McSweeney’s:

Step One: Set up your blender in a clear space on the counter. Clean out the inside of the blender with a wet paper towel, being careful to avoid the sharp blades. Try not to think about the little Wilson girl. Remove berries from freezer.

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