30 great one-liners

From The Telegraph:

Groucho_2363267kGroucho Marx (1890-1977):

'I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.'

Les Dawson (1931-1993):

'My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely.'

Bob Newhart ( September 5, 1929-):

'I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900):

'The English country gentleman galloping after a fox is the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.'

Dorothy Parker (1893-1967):

'If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.'

W.C Fields (1880-1946):

'Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.'

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