drinking, breeding


The link between alcohol and seduction is absolutely undeniable. I have conducted my own small survey among friends and colleagues, and discovered that a telling 100 per cent of respondents first kissed their current partner while drunk. They first went to bed with them, it transpires, while only ‘quite tipsy’, but first said they loved them when ‘totally insensible on booze’. It makes you wonder how people in the United Arab Emirates ever manage to breed.

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