Happy Fucking Birthday An exhausted America turns two hundred and fifty

Christopher Hooks in Harper’s Magazine:

The imperial capital has many beautiful buildings, and they are always kept tidy and clean. They have a quality that grates, though. The landscape is didactic, insistent. Somebody is always trying to teach you something. This is true, of course, of the monuments and museums that are purpose-built to press a vague sense of republican tradition into generations of American schoolchildren on field trips, but there is hardly a pediment or lintel or courtyard in Washington that is not given over to instruction from some half-remembered ancestor. It is a shouty place, and to mixed effect.

A hallway in the Capitol Building preserves Daniel Webster’s immortal proclamation that when tillage begins other arts follow. Broadly unobjectionable stuff. But was it really necessary, beneath a statue of a wise-looking man at the National Archives, to leave an enjoinder to study the past? And having put that on record, was it also necessary to leave a complementary warning, under a wise-looking woman, that what is past is prologueAll this hectoring from the grandfathers—and very occasionally, from a grandmother—gets a little more tolerable once you clock how many of these admonitions, exhortations, and commemorations can carry unintended or ironic meanings.

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