Lindsey Bever in The Washington Post:
How do you catch a unique bird?
Unique up on it.
—Bill Davis
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.
—Gabrielle Tillis
Where does the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
—Matt Rogers
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
—Brian Davidson
Did you get your hair cut?
No, I got them all cut!
—Chip Snyder
How do you know it’s time to go to the dentist?
It’s tooth-hurty.
—Greg Trudeau
I was wondering why the Frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
—Stephen Dudzik
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