100 funny jokes by 100 comedians

From The Telegraph:

“I don't want any publicity – you get too many begging letters. If they're anything like the ones I send out I don't want to know!” Tony Hancock (1924-1968)

'I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink and be Mary.' George Carlin(1937-2008)

'My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is.' Ellen DeGeneres (January 26 1958-)

'A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.' Joan Rivers (June 8 1933-)

'A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.' Bill Murray (September 21 1950-)

'If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.' Lenny Bruce (1925-1966)

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