Selected Minor Works: Imaginary Tribes #1

Justin E. H. Smith     Among Aral-Ultaic linguists, it is widely presumed that no single English word, or any word of any other known language, can adequately translate the Yuktun word nâk.  It may denote, depending on context, reindeer lichen (Cladina rangiferina), an Arctic hare (Lepus arcticus), an adult Yuktun woman, a Russian, something resembling…

Selected Minor Works: A Philosophical Exchange, of Sorts

Justin E. H. Smith (For an extensive archive of Justin Smith’s writing, please visit www.jehsmith.com) Many of us in the 3QD community have witnessed a recent assault on our inboxes from Australians with big ideas. It seems the land down under plays host to a vast network of retired insurance adjustors, used-car salesmen, accounts payable…

Selected Minor Works: Where Turks Still Menace

Justin E. H. Smith [An extensive archive of Justin Smith’s writing may be found at www.jehsmith.com] An eighth-grade English textbook published in Bucharest in 1978 begins with an inspiring hortation from President Nicolae Ceasescu: “Let you learn, learn and learn,” he beseeches the pupils. “Let you explore, explore and work. Let you relate tightly education…

Selected Minor Works: Why We Do Not Eat Our Dead

Justin E. H. Smith [An extensive archive of Justin Smith’s writing is now online at www.jehsmith.com] Now that an “extreme” cookbook has hit the shelves offering, among other things, recipes for human flesh (Gastronaut, Stefan Gates, Harcourt, 257 pages; paperback, $14), perhaps our gross-out, jack-ass culture has reached the point where it is necessary to…

Selected Minor Works: Of the Proper Names of Peoples, Places, Fishes, &c.

Justin E. H. Smith When I was an undergraduate in the early 1990s, an outraged student activist of Chinese descent announced to a reporter for the campus newspaper: “Look at me! Do I look ‘Oriental’? Do you see anything ‘Oriental’ about me?  No. I’m Asian.”  The problem, however, is that he didn’t look particularly ‘Asian’…

Selected Minor Works: Historical Reflections on Language and Bipedalism

(You will find an extensive archive of Justin E. H. Smith’s writing at www.jehsmith.com.) Justin E. H. Smith Contemporary evolutionary biology tells us that there are five distinct evolutionary lines in which bipedalism has emerged independently, including, among other species, lizards (see R. C. Snyder, “Adaptations for Bipedal Locomotion in Lizards,” American Zoologist 2 (1962):…