(JOHN EDWARDS is in a Manhattan bar, talking to himself. Sad.)
JOHN EDWARDS
I’m running for president,
The highest office in the land.
Look, I’m right there in the mirror,
Smoothing my hair down with my hand.I am handsome. Yes, it’s true.
And I am wealthy: that’s true, too.
But superficial things like that,
Well, they’re just not where I’m at.You see, I care about the poor.
I often fret about their plight.
I adore the way I look
In this smoky barroom light.(RIELLE HUNTER spots JOHN EDWARDS at the bar and approaches him.)
RIELLE HUNTER
Hi, I’m Lisa.
I mean Rielle.
Will you take me
To a hotel?
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