Via Andrew Sullivan’s Daily Dish:
“I’m pleased to announce that the Department of Defense and I have formulated a plan for a speedy withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq,” Bush announced Monday morning. “We’ll just go through Iran.”
Bush said the U.S. Army, which deposed Iran’s longtime enemy Saddam Hussein, should be welcomed with open arms by the Islamic-fundamentalist state.
“And Iran’s so nearby,” Bush said. “It’s only a hop, skip, and a jump to the east.”
More here, from The Onion.