You’re a Grand Old Flag
You’re a grand old flag,
You’re a high-flying flag,
And forever in peace may you wave.
You’re the emblem of
The land I love,
So fuck Puerto Rico. Fifty stars is a nice round number,
and it’s hard enough to memorize all the capitals as it is.God Bless America
God bless America.
We basically just kick ass.America the Beautiful
O beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain.
I probably won’t vote when I’m finally 18.
My older brother is a gay libertarian
From sea to shining sea.
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