3quarks wastes bloggery influence on do-goodery

Quite a few sites have tried to help by linking to the 3QD Holiday Appeal, but this, which I just came upon, has to be the best:

3 QUARKS WASTES BLOGGERY INFLUENCE ON DO-GOODERY

3 Quarks Daily Holiday Season Collection slowing — Please Help Now

3quarks is trying to send an art student to school next semester. Or we’re being lied to and they’re going to use the money to construct a dirty bomb.

Either wayIf you’ve got the money laying around, 3quarks will take it and help put somebody through school, whether through tuition power or as a piece of radioactive debris.

I almost fell off my chair I laughed so hard. Thanks, Jim! Check out the Poor Mojo Newswire.