The Wedding Singer: A Bride Who Said “I Don’t”

by Christopher Bacas Every wedding merges rivers. In that confluence, ancient rites, family histories and baked-stuffed chicken breasts tumble in eddies and whirling spouts. As a hired hand, I looked for calm water, the safety of land and superior canapés. Under crystalline light, I sailed the blacktop channel called I-95. My port, a giant shul…

The Wedding Singer: We Travel the Spaceways

by Christopher Bacas After any commercial job, I was a whirling particle; negatively charged. I wanted to appear simultaneously in a distant vector of the universe (preferably, garage level). Spooky action proved impossible. Quantum properties aren't conferred at loading docks. A single sound launched our universe, though. I wonder who was on that gig… One…

The Wedding Singer: Charlie’s Angels or Two-Buck Chuck

by Christopher Bacas Catering hall loading docks smell of cleaning fluids, grease and rotting food. They rise from the shores of milky lakes continuously replenished by mop buckets. There's a dumpster nearby, mouth drooling effluents and green frame askew. Up concrete steps, through swinging doors, across a slippery red tile floor, PISO MOJADO! sign tossed…